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Here is a good one (8-|


She Has Destroyed My Fishing Pleasure
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> Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch,
> grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up
> to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torre ntial down pour.
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> The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on
> the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout
> the day.
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> I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into
> bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different
> anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
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> My loving wife of 20 yrs replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband
> is out fishing in that?'
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> I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped
> fishing.
ROFLMAO good one! Can't top that one...
My mom sent me this one...."cabela's incident". Kinda stoopid but kinda funny. She also sent me the one that bassmaster posted.

>> A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
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>> birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and
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>> goes over to the counter.
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>> A Cabela's associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says,
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>> 'Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?'
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>> He says, 'Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on
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>> the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.' She
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>> doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
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>> He says, 'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404
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>> reel and 10 -LB. Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's
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>> on sale this week for only $20.00.'
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>> She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of
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>> it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!' As she opens her purse, her
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>> credit card drops on the floor.
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>> 'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,' he says.
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>> She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is
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>> really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk
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>> could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she
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>> was the only person around?
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>> The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be $34.50 please.'
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>> The woman is totally confused by this and asks, ' Didn't you tell me the
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>> rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?'
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>> He replies, 'Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00,

>> but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50'
JimmyG and KevKc caught a toad! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I kill myself!
Marce wrote:
JimmyG and KevKc caught a toad! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I kill myself!

OMG! You guys r BAD! lol
Marce wrote:
JimmyG and KevKc caught a toad! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I kill myself!


Don't quit your day job brother cuz your comedic skills are laggin. :D Nah, that did actually make me bust up cuz JIMMYG is toad less. lol
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!!!....ROFL LMAO!!!!.....

Thats y I LOVE THIS SITE!!!!!......

HAhahahaha....Good times n friends!!!!...

JR
A fishing youtube joke sorry guy's I just had too... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFmt4MEt3X4 and then their JERBS fishing in Alaska ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9J-LHE_-00
That's right don't f**k wit me, I take out bears for fun. [green]
I dont have a joke but there was a shirt I seen of two bass looking up at a crank bait and one says to other, "I'd hit that" I was rolling when I seen that [green]
good one , yeee haw gotta laugh its good for ya and its free
U guys are killin me!!! [red] lol lol lol hahaha
Chaozu wrote:
I dont have a joke but there was a shirt I seen of two bass looking up at a crank bait and one says to other, "I'd hit that" I was rolling when I seen that [green]

Now i need to find that shirt. That is great.
This one's for Jerbs and Marce and JimmyG and all the rest of you bassy folks...



So a bass boat is working along a bank throwing a big Huddy...
He sees a float tube coming along the other way...
As he gets close he asks "So how's the bite?"
Tuber says "So-So. Got, like,7 or 8 so far. No big ones yet. How bout you?"
Boat guys says "Got one so far".
Tuber say" How big was, uh, excuse me for a moment!" And swings away!
Reels in an 8 pounder, unhooks it, kisses it goodbye, and lets it go.
He says "Sorry for the interuption, I was asking how big was yours?"
Bass guy says "About 6 pounds. Nice one ya just got there! What you using?"
Tuber says "I'm using a 4 inch, uh, excuse me a moment!" Swings away and pulls in another one. 9 pounder this time. He kisses it goodbye.
"Sorry about that again" he says. "What were you asking?"
Bass guys eyes are popping and hes lathering around the mouth. "What is that you're using?"

Tuber says "I'm dragging a 4", uh excuse me again". And BANGS another one. An 11 pounder this time. Kisses it goodbye and says "I forget. You were asking what?"

Boat guy is dancing around and asks again "What are you USING?? And I thought you said you weren't getting any BIG ones"

Tuber says "Huh? Those aren't even keepers man, just rats. I haven't got a 12+ yet today. They got to be 12+ to be legal, right?"

Boat guy (drooling) puts down his Huddy and says "Please tell me what you're using? Please!!"

Tuber looks at him and winks and says "A 4 inch Yamamoto turd. Want one??"

[8|] }:( [green]
lol lol
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who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

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Not a joke, but a commercial that I can't get enough of. I don't know if it's aired in the U.S. or not...

MURF!!!!!!!

HAhahahahahahahahahha......ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!......

That was by far a HELLA FUNNY BEER COMERCIAL!!!!.........I was wondering what the DUDES were YEAH'n about!!!!...Then I saw n PEEED MY PANTS!!!!!.....

GOOD ONE MURF........

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Jr
Just read that joke sr. lol awesome.
hahahaha thats a good one! made me thirsty watching it lol