Why do Bass fishermen have 2" balls?

So they can tow each others boats. [green]

Have a good weekend all!
That's rather disturbing! [green]
I have more. [green]
A call to the Men's Help Hotline:

Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem:

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls alot.

I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?
That depends Steve. Is it steel or aluminum? How much is a new one?

Bring it by and I'll take a look.








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Why should you always take two Mormons with you when you go fishing?




Cause' if you only bring one, he'll drink all yer' beer.
houla wrote:
Why should you always take two Mormons with you when you go fishing?




Cause' if you only bring one, he'll drink all yer' beer.



Ummm that went right over my head [red]
Winddog wrote:
houla wrote:
Why should you always take two Mormons with you when you go fishing?




Cause' if you only bring one, he'll drink all yer' beer.



Ummm that went right over my head [red]


http://www.mormontopics.org/eng/health? ... MgodA2AA8A
My boss worked in Salt Lake City when he first came here from Switzerland. He was drinking with a Mormon dude one one night and called him out on it.
Boss: "Hey, I thought you were Mormon..."
Mormon dude: " Yeah, part-time....part-time....Pass me another." lol
houla wrote:
My boss worked in Salt Lake City when he first came here from Switzerland. He was drinking with a Mormon dude one one night and called him out on it.
Boss: "Hey, I thought you were Mormon..."
Mormon dude: " Yeah, part-time....part-time....Pass me another." lol


Haha couldn't be more true. Mormon girls on Saturdays can be pretty fun too... ;)